Video games were called “recession proof”—that is, until developers and publishers started shedding jobs in the thousands. Yet Nintendo, even though it has reported a reduction in revenues, hasn’t shed any jobs, and is still making good money. Why is no one asking the tough questions about why all these respected and “successful” developers/publishers are cutting jobs during one of the most wildly successful times in video game history?

The skinny (or the preggers, in this case): What began as a dissection of the word pud quickly descends into the utterly crass as Gonzo and I delve deep into the “Frosty Method.” What is it, you ask? I think the only way to address such an inquiry is to let yet another Conversation with Gonzo coalesce before your hungry eyes. Read the rest of this entry »

Setting the Scene: On August 12, 2008, a Des Moines man named Hung Doc Vu (no pun intended, you’ll see what I mean) attempted to neuter his friend’s pooch with nothing more than a razor blade and a steady hand.

Long story short he botched the backroom procedure and was issued a citation. Unfortunately, Pooper (the pooch) was not issued a new set of balls, but was otherwise OK.

I quickly contacted Gonzo to discuss poor Pooper’s testicular plight:

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